Dear President Obama,
I know how you can carry Wisconsin:
Issue your statement post-haste: it was clearly an interception, and the Packers should have won. (Badger state? Check. Add 10 electoral votes to your tally.)
Then make some phone calls. Get us to a settlement already? Please? (Nation? Check. 270, all yours.)
For NFL fans and non-fans; for democrats, republicans, independents, greens, and others: a display of leadership along these lines might just be the most persuasive move you could make for voters in the state of the Packers (and perhaps a lot of other people across the country).
I’m just sayin’.